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Saturday, 14 April 2012

Hacker-Proof

Posted on 16:16 by Unknown
Me: "I think you should use a password that's more secure than the word 'password'".
Customer: "OK, how about this: this is the password I've used for years. No one ever guessed it.... it's 1234567890."
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