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Saturday, 24 March 2012

Please

Posted on 18:25 by Unknown
If you're going to talk to someone on the phone for tech support, please take a short break from screaming at your kids while you do so.

Or at least hold the phone away from your mouth so that you're not shrieking into someone's ear.
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